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Generador aleatorio de medidas de austeridad. [ENG]

Generador aleatorio de medidas de austeridad. [ENG]

"Francia obligada a quitarle comida a los ricos para dársela a los pobres" o "Portugal debe cerrar el 117% de sus carreteras" son algunas medidas de austeridad económica generadas de forma aleatória por esta web.

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  1. #1 --466767--
    Tsipras is obligated to run 55 times around Berlin naked or wearing some funny clothes.

    Con este que me ha salido a mi, Grecia saldria ganando 8-D
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  2. #2 --432809--
    el dominio parece estar registrado a nombre de una empresa en Grecia

    Name Server NS66.CRETAFORCE.GR


    :-D
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  3. antuan #3 antuan
    A mí me ha salido un: "Algo malo tiene que ocurrir en España en las próximas dos horas" :troll:
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  4. antuan #4 antuan
    "Varoufakis needs to listen to Justin Bieber for 59 hours while on heavy drugs." xD
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  5. #5 --227832-- *
    Tsipras has to listen to Justin Bieber for 65 hours while on heavy drugs.
    :-)
    Ta simpático el sitio...

    #4 Te me adelantaste :-)
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  7. drwatson #7 drwatson
    soy yo al unico que no le funciona el generador? :shit:
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  8. #8 Shrewd
    Curiosamente en Chrome no me funciona... en Opera por ejemplo si.
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  9. #9 Shrewd
    #7 goto #8 xD prueba otro navegador
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  10. antuan #10 antuan
    #7 #8 Yo en chrome lo veo sin problemas.
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  11. drwatson #11 drwatson
    #9 ni en Chrome, ni en Firefox ... vamos a probar con IE :ffu:
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  12. mente_en_desarrollo #12 mente_en_desarrollo
    Your austerity measure is....
    France should kill some random citizens.

    Me se de una página web que no puede ser concejal de cultura...
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  13. #13 --395680-- *
    Spain has to give all of it's facebook passwords to Germany.
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  14. #14 --487998-- *
    #1 Tsipras is obligated to solve a rubics cube in 9 seconds. xD
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  15. #15 --487998--
    #3 ¿Será esto? "Spain needs to divide only by zero from now on." :roll:
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  16. mopenso #16 mopenso
    Italy is obligated to taxate Super Mario.
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  17. themarquesito #17 themarquesito *
    Tsipras is obligated to write 'I will stay in the EU' 822368 times.
    Italy should accept 11 goals from Germany or Netherlands in the next football match.

    Cualquier día de éstos las imponen por echar unas risas
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  19. ewok #19 ewok
    #18 Grecia tiene un PIB per capita mayor que los BRICS, y eso que se ha reducido un 25% desde 2007. No creo que nadie diga que para mejorar la economía de China haya que hacer un generador de chinos que curren como chinos. :rol:
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  21. voidcarlos #21 voidcarlos *
    Something bad needs to happen in Spain in the next 56 hours. :-(
    No more motorcycle rides for Varoufakis. :-( :-(
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  22. Autarca #22 Autarca
    Que original, no como la UE, que solo quiere recortar en el estado social.
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  23. #23 --228360--
    "Grecia debe sodomizar al 49% del aceite virgen disponible."
    "Menos agua y menos comida en general para los portugueses."
    "La Torre Eiffel debe acortarse un 8% en 63 días."

    MWAHAHAHAAA xD :troll:
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  24. SergioS #24 SergioS
    El mejor que me ha salido:
    Italians should minimize their hands gestures while talking by 7%.
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  25. parrita710 #25 parrita710
    #13 Que le manden un correo a la NSA.
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  26. Aguirre_el_loco #26 Aguirre_el_loco
    Fund the spanish banks by 14% while raising the tax for poor people by 166%.
    Estamos trabajando en ellou...
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  27. Aguirre_el_loco #27 Aguirre_el_loco *
    Pregunta tonta ¿no se puede borrar un comentario?
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  28. parrita710 #28 parrita710
    Juas; Portugal is obligated to have taxes within taxes within taxes and call it taxeption.
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  29. Aguirre_el_loco #29 Aguirre_el_loco
    Spain is obligated to give every second child to Germany to become a worker.

    Tienen el día majo, no piden primogénitos...
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  30. #30 --96329--
    #19 ¿Mayor PIB per capita que la S de los BRICS? ¿seguro?  media
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  31. #31 titot
    Eating with an empty stomach is now restricted in Spain.
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  32. avpag #32 avpag
    Stathakis is obligated to gain 57 kilos in 8 days to make Merkel feel thinner este me ha matado xD
    también que portugal debe beber 87541842672 litros de cerveza alemana en 7 horas y Tsakalotos needs to go for a dinner with Merkel, pay for the dinner and allow Merkel to eat from both dishes. De españa e italia salen muchos tb

    #27 que yo sepa no, solo editar para cambiar el despropósito si eres rápido ^^
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  33. #33 --396299--
    Portugal should have its people sing 'Germany is Awesome' by 6 o'clock this afternoon.
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  34. #34 --96329-- *
    #19 perdón en #30 estaba pensando en PIGS :hug:
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  35. #35 sickoheroe
    Portuguese cows need to be 11% less fat
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  36. llorencs #36 llorencs
    #15 A mi me dio esto con Portugal xD
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  37. llorencs #37 llorencs
    #27 No.
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  38. #38 kodinho
    greek cows need to be 2% less fat. :troll:
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  39. #39 jianz
    Spain should have it's prime minister to do water fasting for 59 days.  media
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  40. boziv #40 boziv
    Spain should accept 20 goals from Germany or Netherlands in the next football match.
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  41. Findopan #41 Findopan
    Hungary is obligated to raise the money of rich people by 131%.

    Pensaba que era de broma.
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  42. #42 elece
    "Spain should keep 17% of it's kittens hungry." :'(

    www.random-austerity-measure-generator.com/?measure=Spain+should+keep+.
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  43. ewok #43 ewok
    #30 Seguro... que es Sudáfrica. ;)
    (#34)
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  44. Peter_Feinmann #44 Peter_Feinmann
    Stathakis needs to drink the blood of 60 virgins.
    France should disable all elevators
    France should should rewrite all songs removing the musical note C.
    Varoufakis has to wear a German flag and go to Syntagma square.
    Greece needs to raise the amount of sex by 102%.
    No more motorcycle rides for Varoufakis.
    Portugal has to take away 18% of the drugs of old people and give it back only if they pay 182% of the value.
    Stathakis is obligated to gain 62 kilos in 17 days to make Merkel feel thinner.
    Portugal should sacrifice 3 old people from each city.
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  47. ogrydc #47 ogrydc *
    If a rich italian has :ferrari: :ferrari:, should give one :ferrari: to Germany and one :ferrari: to a poor balear. Then the poor person should give the car to Germany.
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  48. Petrenski #48 Petrenski
    Vamos mal para que encima les deis ideas...
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  49. #49 --396299--
    Tsakalotos should win Tsak Noris in something.
    :-O
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  52. MCN #52 MCN
    7 eggs less for every Spanish omelette.

    No dice nada de la cebolla {0x1f627} {0x1f627} {0x1f627}
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  53. #53 --375920--
    52% colder saunas for Finland.
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  54. Abeel #54 Abeel
    Italy needs to to find a cure for cancer silently and hang it over Germany in 20 days.

    Lo que se dice medidas realistas y faciles.
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  55. zeioth #55 zeioth
    Hungary needs to have every poor person give one euro to a rich person. -> Como la vida misma xD
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  56. migueman222 #56 migueman222
    Vaya chorrada.
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  57. hellodolly #57 hellodolly
    Un generador de despilfarro en españa lo peta: "tarjetas black para fulanito" o "10 kilos de cigalas para desayunar con el alcalde"... xD xD xD
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  58. PussyLover #58 PussyLover
    #8 En Opera funciona perfectamente. Todos aquellos que usen navegadores inferiores que se pongan al día. :troll:
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