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¿Alguien sabe quién manda en China?

Todos dicen que China va a ser la potencia decisiva de los próximos años. Sin embargo, apenas sabemos nada de ella. Para empezar, ¿quién manda en China? Se llama Hu Jiantao y manda mucho, muchísimo. Nos lo explica Ángel Maestro, un gran conocedor del mundo comunista y, en particular, del complejo aparato del poder en Pekín. Atención al retrato.

| etiquetas: china , poder , comunismo , secretismo , ignorancia
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  1. Offtopic me recuerda una parodia sobre Bush que apareció hace tiempo en la Red:

    George Bush: "Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?"

    Condoleezza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

    Bush: "Great. Lay it on me."

    Rice: "Hu is the new leader of China."

    Bush: "That's what I want to know."

    Rice: "That's what I'm telling you."

    Bush: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

    Rice: "Yes."

    Bush: "I mean the fellow's name."

    Rice: "Hu."

    Bush: "The guy in China."

    Rice: "Hu."

    Bush: "The new leader of China."

    Rice: "Hu."

    Bush: "The Chinaman!"

    Rice: "Hu is leading China."

    Bush: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"

    Rice: "I'm telling you Hu is lea-ding China."

    Bush: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"

    Rice: "That's the man's name."

    Bush: "That's who's name?"

    Rice: "Yes."

    Bush: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"

    Rice: "Yes, Sir."

    Bush: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."

    Rice: "That's correct."

    Bush: "Then who is in China?"

    Rice: "Yes, Sir."

    Bush: "Yassir is in China?"

    Rice: "No, Sir."

    Bush: "Then who is?"

    Rice: "Yes, Sir."

    Bush: "Yassir?"

    Rice: "No, Sir."

    Bush: "Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

    Rice: "Kofi?"

    Bush: "No, thanks."

    Rice: "You want Kofi?"

    Bush: "No."

    Rice: "You don't want Kofi."

    Bush: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."

    Rice: "Yes, Sir."

    Bush: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

    Rice: "Kofi?"

    Bush: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

    Rice: "And call who?"

    Bush: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

    Rice: "Hu is the guy in China."

    Bush: "Will you stay out of China!"

    Rice: "Yes, Sir."

    Bush: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."

    Rice: "Kofi."

    Bush: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

    (Condi picks up the phone.)

    Rice: "Rice, here."

    Bush: "Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East."

    xD xD
  2. Muy bien documentado y muy informativo.
  3. Qué risas :-) #1
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