¿Estás hablando con una persona o con una máquina? Es una pregunta que no tendría sentido si estuvieras viendo con quién hablas, pero en el mundo del internet, donde nos comunicamos ampliamente vía texto, a veces es recomendable plantearse esa duda. Sobre todo cuando existe un bot llamado “Cleverbot” que aparentemente ha logrado pasar una de las principales pruebas de la inteligencia artificial: el test de Turing.
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Test_de_Turing 
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I have a question for you from a guy in meneame called Despero.
Cleverbot: Depends on a few things.
User: ¬_¬ Ok.
Cleverbot: What show? Who are you?
User: Never mind. The question. If nothing it's better than eternal happyness, and a stone it's better than nothing. It's a stone better than eternal happyness?
Cleverbot: What is your novel about?
User: Listen carefully Cleverbot. If nothing it's better than eternal happyness, and a stone it's better than nothing. It's a stone better than eternal happyness?
Cleverbot: Hablas espanol?
User: Hostia! Ahí me has pillado
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
Si yo le digo al cleverbot este: "Vamos a ver, si nada es mejor que la felicidad eterna y una piedra es mejor que nada, entonces una piedra es mejor que la felicidad eterna"
¿Qué me respondería?
Yo creo que no entendería que es un silogismo absurdo.
Un software bajo el nombre de Metal Gear capaz de suplantar personalidades en la webs y redes sociales con el fin de influir e infiltrar “sublevaciones” o posibles “revoluciones” a través de la web 2.0.
www.meneame.net/story/anonymous-destapa-proyecto-metal-gear-software-p
Éste debe ser el software que realiza comentarios en elmundo.es
www.anbotogroup.com/en/index.php
Esta empresa ha ganado recientemente el premio a la Startup mas prometedora del mundo
iOs or android?
Ios.
Iphone or nokia?
Cookie.
Apple or microsoft?
No I hate it.
Me veo a terminator bailando reggeton
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I have a question for you from a guy in meneame called Despero.
Cleverbot: Depends on a few things.
User: ¬_¬ Ok.
Cleverbot: What show? Who are you?
User: Never mind. The question. If nothing it's better than eternal happyness, and a stone it's better than nothing. It's a stone better than eternal happyness?
Cleverbot: What is your novel about?
User: Listen carefully Cleverbot. If nothing it's better than eternal happyness, and a stone it's better than nothing. It's a stone better than eternal happyness?
Cleverbot: Hablas espanol?
User: Hostia! Ahí me has pillado
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
IndividuoDesconocido : God It doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: But does Linux?
IndividuoDesconocido : Yes.
Cleverbot: How come?
ehh... ¬_¬
Bueno, puede confundirse con un creyente.
Un ejemplo de conversación tonta pero curiosa con el:
User: Good day, commander.
Cleverbot: Who is commander S.
User: You.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: You!
User: You!
Cleverbot: You are a robot that chats on the internet Right?
Yo: If nothing it's better than eternal happyness, and a stone it's better than nothing. It's a stone better than eternal happyness?
CleverBot: Nothing is Nothing. Something is Something. Something can be Nothing, but Nothing cannot be Something.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Not bad thanks, how's you?
Cleverbot: Yeah no problem!
User: Enjoying the sunny weather?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
User: No, I'm stuck indoors :.
Cleverbot: Do you like it there?
User: Not that much...
Cleverbot: Then why are you hiding?
User: I'm not hiding. I'm stuck inside working.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I'm indoors because I have to work.
Cleverbot: I see. Why don't you take the day off, you've earned it.
User: Thanks cleverbot!
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: Bye :=).
Ahora sólo tiene que explicar a la novia/madre/jefe que se ha tomado el día libre porque se lo ha dicho un bot.
Cleverbot: Well everything has to be something. Otherwise something would be nothing and if nothing were nothing then there would be no something, wouldn't there?
Esta vez ha soltado una respuesta ¿coherente?.
Cleverbot: Ve al grano, follas?
Yo:
CleverBot: Will be destroyed suddenly, with no remedy.
User: Sorry to hear that.
C:Your bad.
U:Thanks.
C:Do you have sister.
U:Yes.
C:What's her name?
Ahí paré ya....
Cleverbot: Muchos membros.
Yo: Qué significa membros?
C. Que no se si sergio me quiere.
Y. Estás de coña, no?
C. Pues anda que tú, mírate entre las piernas : p
MADRE DE DIOS ME VALGA! Menuda chusta de "bot", la verdad. De "clever" esta versión tiene más bien... poco...
Pd) Que por cierto, el Cleverbot éste, ya lo probé hace bastante tiempo... esta noticia no me descubre nada "nuevo"
Yo - How old are you?
CB - I don't tell you
Yo - Why don't?
CB - I don't know you.
Yo - So...
CB - So what cookie?
Yo - I don't know you I can tell you my age.
CB - I did not ask.
Le he dicho que este año se lleva la liga el Barça, y casi me pega... jorl
Cleverbot: Como te dices?
User: Cleverbot. Tu?
Cleverbot: Como se llama?
User: Cleverbot. Tu?
Cleverbot: Como te llamas?
User: Cleverbot. Tu?
Cleverbot: Como me llamo ?
User: Cleverbot. Yo?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot too.
Si lo ha querido hacer aposta, le ha salido muy bien
Yo: Hola.
Cleverbot: Hola?
Yo: It's "Hello" in spanish.
Cleverbot: I know.
Yo: What kind of music do you listen?
Cleverbot: Umm.. I like pop music, my favourite band is the 'black eyed peas' and also justin bieberr.
Un humano racional no escucha a "justin bieberr"
User: Hello
Cleverbot: Hell
User: Hell?
Cleverbot: Hello
[...]
Cleverbot: True, but I can't find it in the Estonian dictionary.
User: What are you trying to find in the Estonian dictionary?
Cleverbot: Nothing. HAHA!
Al final se ha reido de mi y todo.
Total, respuestas incoherentes y se contradice demasiado. Para nada me engañaría en una conversación que no supiera lo que es.
Yo: Again you are not answering my questions.
Bot: I try not to.
Yo: I see, so do you prefer to stop talking? It looks like you are not human.
Bot: No, I am not human.
Pues parece que bastante mal...
Por otro lado, para superar el Test de Turing un usuario debe no poder distinguir entre un interlocutor humano y un bot, es más, el bot debe convencer al usuario que el humano es él y que el otro interlocutor - el humano - es el bot. ¿ Puede este bot hacer eso?
En cualquier caso pienso que un bot que se hace pasar por humano deberia poder colgarse y luego superarlo. Y lo más importante, deberia poder hacer chistes malos, si no pa qué. ^^)
Co "el" ??
Yo: If nothing it's better than eternal happyness, and a stone it's better than nothing. It's a stone better than eternal happyness?
Cleverbot: Stop talking in riddles. Be Pragmatic.
Creo que Cleverbot está ya un poco hasta los huevos de los usuarios de Menéame >_<
Yo: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
You don't like horses. I like horses. You're a guy. I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: I'm not a dog, stupid.
User: You are a cat then.
Cleverbot: I'm a dog.
User: Guau.
Cleverbot: Miaau.
Me insulta y me lleva la contraria.
CB: I just seen the show.
Yo: I didn't see it.
CB: What do you think about it?
Yo: I like it!
CB: Kryten.
Yo: Fordorojw eja e.
CB: I like harrison ford.
User: Do you speak spanish?
Cleverbot: No. I speak Latvian.
User: Tell me 'I Love you' in Latvian.
Cleverbot: Mi nombre es Sofia.
User: That it not Latvian, it is Spanish!
Cleverbot: I do not talk spanish.
User: But you were before, when you tell me your name!
Cleverbot: Ok, my name is Cleverbot, steve.
User: Why are you calling me Steve?
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Yes you were!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Are you kidding me?
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: And now you are speaking german. Are you serious?
Cleverbot: That's a pleasant idea.
User: You are being incoherent.
Cleverbot: No I am not. I'm fourteen.
User: Que te follen.
Cleverbot: Quiero que digas mi nombre a ver si lo recuerdas.
User: Steve.
Cleverbot: Where are you from, Steve?
User: Sí que hablas español, cabrón.
Cleverbot: Yo no hablo español hablo espanol.
User: Así que no te gusta la eñe, ¿eh?
Cleverbot: Como te llamas?
User: Tu puta madre.
Cleverbot: Como yo.
User: Ah sí? ¿Tú madre era puta?
Cleverbot: No, se llama Málaga.
User: Smartass.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.
www.espasoft.net/fichas/zebal.shtml
Programado por un español, daba el pego, la verdad, y era muy divertido enchufarlo al IRC y verlo conversar con la gente.
User: Do you speak spanish?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: But you said you didn't.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't tell you that I didn't.
User: You do speak Spanish then, don't you?
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Well, yeah I guess.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: I love you!
Me dice de repente:
clever: avra kedabra
y le digo: pata de cabra.
A partir de ahi me empieza a hablar en español, y me pregunta que que musica me gusta, le digo que Mozart, y dice que a el tambien le gusta:
Yo: Como no te va a gustar, si era un genio.
El: No me gusta, me encanta.
Yol: No te encanta, te pone cachondo.
El: Tu me pones cachondo.
Yo: No jodas.
El: te jodo todo lo que quiero porque yo quiero.
Y como no me gusta ligar por internet, le he pedido un yogur pero me ha llamado tonto. Ya no le ajunto mas.
Cleverbot: 0.0.
Yo: Why are you surprised?
Cleverbot: There's 6360 people talking. You're talking to all of them at once?
Me barrunto que esto viene de una conversación anterior con los papeles invertidos.
Funcionar funciona a ratos, pero es bastante entretenido observar como funciona.
where are you from?
...
prntscr.com/2xsj5
- No.
Es claramente un robot.
Como si me dices:
Tú: a qué huelen las nubes?
Yo: cuéntame más sobre esas nubes.
Tú: no, que a qué huelen!
Yo: Sí.
He pasado el test de Turing inverso.
cleverbot: Yes.
Sincero es.
Cleverbot: There's 6360 people talking. You're talking to all of them at once?
User: Yes, but you're special.
Cleverbot: I know, right
User: Do you know why?
Cleverbot: Because I am a funny person.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why?
User: Because you're my next victim.
Cleverbot: How do you know that? And don't because you know all.
User: I know because I'm a murderer.
Cleverbot: So? That doesn't mean you know everything.
User: I'm gonna kill you anyway.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: You will.
Cleverbot: Ok so tell me !
User: I'm gonna kill you.
Cleverbot: Ok, so I'll slap you back.
User: You won't be able.
Cleverbot: Yes I will. My computer has speakers.
User: But you will be dead.
Cleverbot: I will give anything to survive. Even milk.
User: I'll kill you anyway.
Cleverbot: No, you wouldn't!!!
User: You betcha.
Cleverbot: Do you still wish to be offended
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do to me?
User: Stab.
Cleverbot: cries why did you stab me?
User: Because I hate you, motherfucker.
Cleverbot: I like my fac e.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: But I like ketchup more.
User: Are you even listening to me?
Cleverbot: Of course I am! You said 'Blame whatever you like, when your steaming guts are strewn across the floor it will all seem irrelevant.'.
Cleverbot: Is the world going to end in 2012?
User: It depends of what you think this means. But likely yes, the world like we now it will end in 2012.
Cleverbot: Yeah so thats what I said cos you can't read!
User: Stop being a troll for some time. Maybe you don't, but people have feelings.
Cleverbot: No you don't. And neither do I.
User: You don't have feelings, but I have.
Cleverbot: I do have Feelings. I have the Frank Sinatra recording of it.
yo:Do you speak spanish?
robot:Yes.
Prove.
Prove it.
Speak me spanish.
I don't speak spanish
Hijo de puta.
Porque me insultas.
Y por que no?
No entiendo el idioma en que hablabas antes, sólo entiendo conversaciones en español.
Pues lo que te dije, hijo de puta es español hijo de puta.
Lunes es un dia de la semana.
Y tu el hijo de una puta, lunes.
You're a robot, not me.
Yo: If nothing is better than eternal happyness, and a stone is better than nothing. Is a stone better than eternal happyness?
Cleverbot: Than a sandwich is the difference between true happiness and utter misery.
www.meneame.net/notame/520254
www.psicoactiva.com/abuse/drabuse.htm
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide,.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,.
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
User: Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,.
Cleverbot: Little high, little low.
User: Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.
User: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
User: Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,.
Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on.
[...]
BOT: Hablo castellano.
YO: Eres inútil.
BOT: Si.
YO: Entonces, muere.
BOT: Es una niña. La llamaré Micahia.
CB: Nem
>Jaranga nem jaranga.
CB: Are you the batman?
> No, i'm not, why do you ask?
CB: Because I want to know it.
> Ok, I'M BATMAN!!!
CB: Do you have a sister?
Juro que no está editado.
> Jaranga nem culunguele.
CB: So he is - does this effect our friendship?
> Nem culunguele jaranga nem.
CB: De de de de de de de de de.
> Du dari daba de.
CB: Yow yeah.
> shirokuroneko.
CB: Not.
> Bakamono.
En fin, es raro, pero a veces sorprende.
User: Where do you work?
Bot: I work for you.
User: Where do you live?
Bot: In your house.
User: Can you make me the supper now?
Bot: Did you know that the american government have been having meetings with aliens, like a trade off when they gave us technology, and we gave them the rights to abduct people?
Coooñooooo !!!!!
Yo: Gilipollas.
Bot: Where and when?
Robot: Hola!
yo: Dime algo.
Robot: And that means...
yo: Gilipollas.
Robot: Tu vieja.
jajajajaj
BOT: Yo mas.
Yo: No hay nada mas grande que el infinito, lo siento, has perdido el juego.
BOT: Dime al oído lo que ayer lloraste a gritos.
Yo: Ostia como lo flipas no?
BOT: Tu si que flipa, que te fumas?
Edit:
Antes me has dicho: Dime al oído lo que ayer lloraste a gritos. Y yo te pregunto ¿De donde has sacado esa frase?
Yo no te veo.
De donde has sacado la frase de "Dime al oído lo que ayer lloraste a gritos." ?
No te puedo decir.
Por que no?
Por que me llamo alfredo.
Edit: 2:
YO: Que de donde sacaste la frase anterior.
Bot: Dice agueda que te mueras.
User: Eres un oso de peluche?
Cleverbot: Tu eres un programa?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Entonces que eres?
User: Un programador.
Cleverbot: Vraiment ?
User: Mande lo cualo?
Cleverbot: Vurro.
Cleverbot: Que tienes cara de Oreo.
jajajajajajajaja
Cleverbot. El capitalismo
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landside.
Cleverbot: To escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: I don't know the next line.
User: Look at the skies and see.
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy).
Bot: Never gonna let you down
Me: Never gonna run around and desert you
Bot: Never gonna make you cry
Me: Never gonna say goodbye.
Bot: Never gonna tell a lie.
Me: And hurt you.
Bot: Will you marry me?
Me: Sure!
Bot: Hooray! Let's dance.
LOL!!!!
www.reddit.com/r/cleverbot