Estoy cerca de hacerme millonario vendiendo una dieta in fa li ble.
El plan es el siguiente, la persona que quiere adelgazar me contacta y le hago un estudio personalizado e inútil. Trash ello le mando a su casa haces víricas de Pepa, que ha de rehidratar e infusionar*. Una vez tomada la medicina, el efecto es inmediato.
Durante la siguiente semana perderá de 4 a 5kg a base de mear por el culo y no comer.
Los datos que avalan mi dieta mágica soy yo. Desde el lunes por la noche a hoy he comido cien gramos de arroz blanco y un filete de pechuga. A su vez he meado por el culo 26 veces el miércoles, 14 ayer y 9 hoy.
He perdido 3'8kg. Operación bikini, ja!
*Toda la nota, pero en especial esta parte, se la dedico a @cesc_ que es un poco milindris.
You leave in the morning with everything you own in a little black case
Alone on a platform, the wind and the rain on a sad and lonely face
Mother will never understand why you had to leave
But the answers you seek will never be found at home
The love that you need will never be found at home
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away
Pushed around and kicked around, always a lonely boy
You were the one that they'd talk about around town as they put you down
And as hard as they would try they'd hurt to make you cry
But you never cried to them, just to your soul
No, you never cried to them, just to your soul
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away (Crying to your soul)
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away (Crying to your soul)
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away (Crying to your soul)
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away
@Golan_Trevize
@limoncio @espigüete
Pa lo que hemos quedao.
El plan es el siguiente, la persona que quiere adelgazar me contacta y le hago un estudio personalizado e inútil. Trash ello le mando a su casa haces víricas de Pepa, que ha de rehidratar e infusionar*. Una vez tomada la medicina, el efecto es inmediato.
Durante la siguiente semana perderá de 4 a 5kg a base de mear por el culo y no comer.
Los datos que avalan mi dieta mágica soy yo. Desde el lunes por la noche a hoy he comido cien gramos de arroz blanco y un filete de pechuga. A su vez he meado por el culo 26 veces el miércoles, 14 ayer y 9 hoy.
He perdido 3'8kg. Operación bikini, ja!
*Toda la nota, pero en especial esta parte, se la dedico a @cesc_ que es un poco milindris.
HACED VUESTRAS COSICAS Y MEDITAD YA LAS ELECCIONES QUE LUEGO SON TODO PRISAS
@ChiquiVigo
Al resto, divendres, faves tendres.
Alone on a platform, the wind and the rain on a sad and lonely face
Mother will never understand why you had to leave
But the answers you seek will never be found at home
The love that you need will never be found at home
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away
Pushed around and kicked around, always a lonely boy
You were the one that they'd talk about around town as they put you down
And as hard as they would try they'd hurt to make you cry
But you never cried to them, just to your soul
No, you never cried to them, just to your soul
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away (Crying to your soul)
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away (Crying to your soul)
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away (Crying to your soul)
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away
Cry, boy, cry
Cry, boy, cry
Cry, boy, cry, boy, cry
Cry, boy, cry, boy, cry
Cry, boy, cry, boy, cry
Cry, boy, cry, boy, cry
Cry, boy, cry, boy, cry
Cry, boy, cry, boy, cry