Buah, desde que me tocó el Euromillones mi vida es un desenfreno. Coches, mansiones, rock and roll y drogas. Anoche acabé en casa de un duputado, lanzando enanos contra una diana y esnifando cocaína del culo de una oveja mientras me lamía los pies un birmano con una tula de dos palmos. Increíble. A las siete volvía a casa. A la misma hora que los pringados se van a currar.
Hace un rato estaba parado en un semaforo, se me pone al lado un Porsche cayenne turbo s nuevecito, color este gris raro que llevan los Toyota y he pensado que muy bien, que ese coche valía más que un piso mediano, pero me he alegrado de que ese hombre cincuentón con camisa se haya tenido que levantar para estar a las 7 en un semaforo, somos lo mismo, pringados, puede ser que fuese a su oficina a que le den un masaje mientras juega minigolf, quizá, pero estaba a las 7am en mi mismo semaforo, durante un instante eramos lo mismo, pringados.
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna turn around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna turn around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna turn around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
@OniNoNeko_Levossian Yo voy a airbnb a sitios que no son hoteles, ni ciudades precisamente
Voy a sitios muy exclusivos en fechas raras y tengo tan buena puntuación que cosas que no alquilan por un día a mi me la dan
Si no tengo una apartamento/casa frente al mar ni me molesto
Y que no haya nadie cerca, claro
@OniNoNeko_Levossian Al final la cosa se puede multiplicar por un 20% y eso en una casa precio mediano, si es algo barato-normal 60-120 esas comisiones son una pasta
Sobre lo de Santiago de Compostela
Busco en AirBnb una semana fácil (noviembre, de lunes a jueves) con pisos vacíos y solo dos personas (te pueden mostrar pisos con más habitaciones)
El resultado es… 151 alojamientos (pero si lo alejo un poco me salen 400 y pico)
Well, he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance
He looked kinda nice and so I said: I might take a chance
When he danced he held me tight
And when he walked me home that night
All the stars were shining bright
And then he kissed me
Each time I saw him I couldn't wait to see him again
I wanted to let him know that he was more than a friend
I didn't know just what to do
So I whispered: I love you
And he said that he loved me too
And then he kissed me
He kissed me in a way that I've never been kissed before
He kissed me in a way that I wanna be kissed forever more
I knew that he was mine so I gave him all the love that I had
And one day he took me home to meet his mom and his dad
Then he asked me to be his bride
And always be right by his side
I felt so happy I almost cried
And then he kissed me
Then he asked me to be his bride
And always be right by his side
I felt so happy I almost cried
And then he kissed me
And then he kissed me
And then he kissed me
- Qué niño más mono, ¿Cómo te llamas?
- Embé.
- Anda, como mi ático.
@vistoen bit.ly/3xql5gS
Buah, desde que me tocó el Euromillones mi vida es un desenfreno. Coches, mansiones, rock and roll y drogas. Anoche acabé en casa de un duputado, lanzando enanos contra una diana y esnifando cocaína del culo de una oveja mientras me lamía los pies un birmano con una tula de dos palmos. Increíble. A las siete volvía a casa. A la misma hora que los pringados se van a currar.
@Abeel
Quiero mi buambulancia!!
E o no e
Ofú no ni na
Irónico que lo que mas adoran los pulseritas sea "La roja"
youtu.be/-70mGm8Ry_4
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna turn around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna turn around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna turn around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
—Así no se aplaude.
#vistoen bit.ly/4b1SVXe
Voy a sitios muy exclusivos en fechas raras y tengo tan buena puntuación que cosas que no alquilan por un día a mi me la dan
Si no tengo una apartamento/casa frente al mar ni me molesto
Y que no haya nadie cerca, claro
Busco en AirBnb una semana fácil (noviembre, de lunes a jueves) con pisos vacíos y solo dos personas (te pueden mostrar pisos con más habitaciones)
El resultado es… 151 alojamientos (pero si lo alejo un poco me salen 400 y pico)
@Espigüete
He looked kinda nice and so I said: I might take a chance
When he danced he held me tight
And when he walked me home that night
All the stars were shining bright
And then he kissed me
Each time I saw him I couldn't wait to see him again
I wanted to let him know that he was more than a friend
I didn't know just what to do
So I whispered: I love you
And he said that he loved me too
And then he kissed me
He kissed me in a way that I've never been kissed before
He kissed me in a way that I wanna be kissed forever more
I knew that he was mine so I gave him all the love that I had
And one day he took me home to meet his mom and his dad
Then he asked me to be his bride
And always be right by his side
I felt so happy I almost cried
And then he kissed me
Then he asked me to be his bride
And always be right by his side
I felt so happy I almost cried
And then he kissed me
And then he kissed me
And then he kissed me
@lamonjamellada