Body parts had a meeting to decide who should be the boss.
The brain said, "I should be the boss, I make all the decisions and control the body's movements".
The hands said, "I should be the boss, I do all the work."
The legs said, "I should be the boss, I carry the body everywhere."
The heart said, "I should be the boss, without me everyone would die."
...and so on and so forth, until...
The rectum said, "I should be the boss."
Everyone else just laughed at him. So the rectum went on strike. Almost immediately, the legs crossed, the hands twitched, the heart started palpitating and the brain fogged up. Eventually everyone agreed to make the rectum the boss.
And that's how arheholes get to be bosses.
Body parts had a meeting to decide who should be the boss.
The brain said, "I should be the boss, I make all the decisions and control the body's movements".
The hands said, "I should be the boss, I do all the work."
The legs said, "I should be the boss, I carry the body everywhere."
The heart said, "I should be the boss, without me everyone would die."
...and so on and so forth, until...
The rectum said, "I should be the boss."
Everyone else just laughed at him. So the rectum went on strike. Almost immediately, the legs crossed, the hands twitched, the heart started palpitating and the brain fogged up. Eventually everyone agreed to make the rectum the boss.
And that's how arheholes get to be bosses.